Bret michaels still dating teya
(The kid learned early.)What would really be entertaining in that 'I wonder who'll fire the first bullet?
That's why I preferred Farah to her, by a mile (though she wasn't into Bret either). And I was really hoping she would because she should have been his pick. DH and I are moving and DVR has yet to be hooked up so I missed it! That is sad, because I still say she cared about him more than any of the others. Heather didn't do anything to provoke her, she just went off all nuts.
This is two buses, one loaded with blondes, one with brunettes (no redheads or ravens? It sort of seems to be the Penthouse Pet who points out Bret's fake hair, but I'm not sure. Todd, I totally agree with you that it's Taya who points out the fake hair. And Britney's assertion that she was completely in the right of taking used sweaty socks? Looks like Bret's a wee sensitive about his hair though... I understand her wanting to just lay low in the strip club. Didn't he understand how hard it is for me to get his attention off all these stupid bitches? Blanking out her name) the brunette with a bunch of kids who likes Bret's new music and is always "keeping it real." I liked Kelsey, as well. She also made it clear that Bret would need to watch out for her so no one drives over her the next time she becomes a hot mess (I could not stop laughing at her on the speed bump... Way moreso than, say, pierceyface who looks like she's gonna throw a serious punch next week and get booted. This week, it was rough going for Bret: Farah distracted Assley, but she was good TV.
), and none containing anyone who's actually interested in him. I breathed a huge sigh of relief when Bret said he was cutting five bimbos. lol....would you believe "I" was getting claustrophobic on the pink bus and i was only watching....i was pushing my elbows out around the shocker to me? I slowed the elimination clip down, paused it and it seems to be a brunette with wavy hair in the front row that everyone is pointing to. Really was it necessary for him to see all those girls on his date up on the stage and dancing like strippers? No, this idiot had to go and croak when I'm in the middle of shoving off skanks, and now Bret's all down and junk. Being a widow or having kids is just so lame.' I rather liked Kelsey, and think the real reason for her elimination is that this week she finally got some alone time with Bret and there was clearly no chemistry there. props to Big John for continuously staying calm but also father-like with her)! I also enjoyed Big John's pep talk to her claiming that he saw all the progress she's made. Pierceyface (awesome nickname) is usually baaad TV, but she will bounce up and down on his lap whenever she gets drunk enough. Who believes that the producers totally pointed out that wandering kid to Assley.
That's not the American way." If you're going to travel around in two buses just to make sure you can throw people under them at need, you kind of have to expect a few fatalities from the weight of the wheels. Brittnay has already come across as super needy, and the other blonde (Melissa? That sort of one piece of blond silicone sewn down the middle with clear plasticine thread vibe.... He made me laugh this week with, "I'm not sure which is more sad: that her family heriloom is a bill or that she gave it to me" ..something to that effect. I'm thinking he just sews the wig into each do rag so it's easier to put on in a hurry. Brittaney is, indeed, a total stalker but then it is hard not to feel a teensy bit sorry for her. She and the Penthouse chick seem the most "real" of the bunch. Beverly I think is her name and yes I admired her greatly for saying "I have kids who are going to see this". Come on Bret did she make you feel a tiny bit guilty that your own kids might see this stuff to one day? And as for our medical elimination -- did we ever get to know her? Do any of them ever realize he gets to see the confessionals between the end of the season and the reunion special? I am surprised he kicked out Farah before Mindy, Pierceyface or Jamie the anonymous new girl, but Jamie made her move. I mean, you can't possibly believe that Teya has an ounce of genuine interest in Bret.
Kind of makes you wonder if they'll ever bother mentioning what happened.*sigh* As far as the show goes, I think we can put away any and all delusions about Bret really finding someone: he will find someone when VH1 stops offering him future contracts in the event of current failure. No matter how much it makes them forget, it won't return the favor for us... ) has already had two talks with him about maybe wanting to go home. He's finally admitted to extensions but it's been a long rumor that he got a bad hair plug job in the late 90's. Also, her body is not so bad, but her personality is pathetic. It is clearly important to Brett that he be allowed to hit it from behind. Speaking of real, seriously, did Brett tell the last girl to keep it real? LOL I really like her because she refuses to act like a slutty piece of trash to get him to like her. Was she ever shown as anything more than a background prop? And now, my imitation of a Farshley confessional after learning about the death of Bret's friend.'How can that stupid guy die when I'm in the middle of getting Bret? Hard to tell with the drunken hissy fits all around. Still surprised he didn't kick out one of the others. I shall miss Farah, she was entertaining in her trashy way. Bret made his decision weeks ago, and all his future decisions up to the finale where she becomes his ROL for the next five weeks will be made based on either a) how they will affect his sex life or b) will they be good TV?