Dating game by insane clown possee
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden.(Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar, and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake. Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!It's dinner time, while hearin' grace from your mother.I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!
(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed. Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. (Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!