Dating puns

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!

"I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

If you know of a one-liner that’s vaguely about fishing and that kicks other jokes into touch, drop us a line via our contact page and we’ll add it to the growing list (with a credit to you, of course! The Codfather What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand? ” Speeder: “I was going the same speed as everyone else! ” Man: “Yeah…” Policeman: “Ever catch ALL the fish? A multi-storey carp ark Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?

The piano tuna What fish do you need when it freezes?

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