Jessicas guide to dating on the dark
But I never had the impulse to read it, mainly because I was thrown by the cover-art and title.
The cover image of (what looks to me to be) a 13-year-old girl just screamed ‘tween’ rather than ‘teen’, and did not appeal.
” ― “But Lucius was staring at the beamed ceiling of the barn, pacing around, hands clasped behind his back, muttering to himself. I've brought you a book— a guide, so to speak—which will explain everything—" I stood up so fast my chair tipped over, smashing to the floor. ""Because...because he's so tall," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. Could you, perhaps, have one of the local women fashion a crude poppet out of, say, a wooden spool and some scraps of wool? Aesthetic standars for this particular collection were not high, believe me. It's quite a hysteria- and the evergreen trees are not just a myth, Vasile. You sounded ecstatic.” ― “December is celebrated quite heartily here in the United States. Every conceivable space is corseted with strands of twinkle lights, buildings are smothered beneath greenery, and a mass mania for erecting oversized, inflatable, waving "snowmen" in front of homes erupts amid the populace. Imagine paying for the privilege of dragging a filthy piece of forest into your living area for the purpose of bedecking it with glass balls and staring at it. If one needed to display glass balls-and I highly discorage it-why not just a case of some sort? Lucius Vladescu was a lunatic.” ― “Lucius shrugged. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.''Lucius actually laughed. I didn't know you made jokes.""I'm a funny person," I defended myself. The strange, almost pleasurable, sensation I'd felt when he'd brushed my cheek was forgotten as reality hit me again.
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Download Read The undead can really screw up your senior year . But then a bizarre (and incredibly hot) new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu shows up, claiming that Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth—and he’s her long-lost fiancé.