Man dating three women joke Random chat humiliation
Q: Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette. A: They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough time on the end of your dick. A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. A: They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out. A: One rolls on its back for peanuts and the other one lives in a zoo. Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day? Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner? A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking. A: Head Over Heels Q: How is a woman like an airplane? Q: What do you call a woman who will gives blowjobs for a pair of Jimmy Choos? Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another. they fight only for Banana, Boys and rats are same they search only holes. A: A refrigerator doesn't moan when you put meat in it. A: The internet, Telephone, Tell a woman Q: What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can't? Q: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
A: They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick! A: A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out. A: Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile. A: They spend 99% of their time in your wallet, and the other 1% on your dick. A: He didn't want a woman looking over his shoulder.
A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....." Why do woman have 3 holes? Q: When is the the only time that a women is right?
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet. Q: Why does Beyonce say to the left to the left to the left and not to the right to the right to the right? Q: Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
Q: What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?